i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
We declare that women are in fact the devils children
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.She sounds hideous.
Well she’s a guy so
lot of people on here care too much about their anesthetic. just let the doctors take care of it